Archive for August, 2009

Sports by Brooks Yawn, another sleepy Satu–WE INTERRUPT THIS POST FOR AN IMPORTANT DREAMBOAT ALERT. Tom Brady has a sore shoulder! Stop the presses. Sound the alarum bells. All hands on deck: Mortensen! Schefter! Hell, get Peter Gammons in here! Someone fire up...
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OMG U GUYS Jim Breuer was like sooooo mad during this Pizza Hut commercial shoot he totally pushed a dude in an effing pool!!!!! And it ended up on the INTERNET so embarrasssingLOL!!!! To quote Michelle, the only thing faker than that Pizza Hut Stuffed Crust cheese is this video:
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This is a Recap of Mad Men Season 3 Episode 3, “My Old Kentucky Home.” Spoilers and thirty-five random musical numbers within. Pete and Trudy cut a choreographed rug, Kinsey seeks out A Capella redemption, Joan shines in the talent portion of the pageant, and new copywriter Sebastian sings “Under The Sea” in its entirety;...
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Wolves tonight clinched the signing of Austria striker Stefan Maierhofer from Rapid Vienna on a three-year deal.
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Kaka's younger brother Digao has joined Lecce on a season-long loan from AC Milan in one of many deadline day transfers in Italy.
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Hertha Berlin have reacted to their disastrous start to the Bundesliga by signing three players: Florian Kringe, Adrian Ramos and Cesar.
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Simple Thoughts The mystery father of Michael Jackson's son Blanket is actor Macaulay Culkin, it has been claimed. MJ and Culkin had been pals after the latter's rise to fame with the superhit Home Alone series. It is believed that Culkin donated his sperm to an unknown surrogate mother who gave birth to Prince Michael II aka...
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Celebrity Disaster Brian Jones is the blonde one in the middle Death by misadventure--or murder? British police are reviewing the death of Rolling Stones founder Brian Jones, 40 years after the hard-living rocker was found dead in a swimming pool. Police in ...
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I Watch Stuff The Sirens' call of teenagers dying overly-elaborate deaths was too loud to resist: 1. The Final Destination - $28.3 million. I can't figure out if the third one was that good or if everyone just forgot prior Final Destinations existed. 2. ...
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x17online Joe Jackson sat down with The Today Show to do yet another interview, and while he seemed to be fairly composed, he did express some anger towards those involved in his son's death. Joe said that the Jackson family wants justice and that all of the individuals responsible for the king of pop's demise...
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Retirement Revised Total spending by Medicare beneficiaries for prescription drug coverage would fall under the health care reform bill proposed by the House of Representatives, according to estimates from the Congressional Budget Office (CBO). The New York Times reports that CBO is estimating that premiums would rise, but overall spending would fall.
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Neowin Hot on the heels of Wikipedia's decision to begin using editors for certain pages, they've announced another method of attempting to keep things accurate on their website. According to Wired, the organization will begin color coding the text ...
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The Huffington Post By now, many have heard of Caster Semenya. The 18 year-old South African runner first made the news for her stellar run in the African Junior Championships, but had her victory tainted by competitors who insisted that the IAFF, (the International Ass...
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The Inquisitr New England Patriots LB Tedy Bruschi will announce his retirement tomorrow, according to an unconfirmed report from NBC. Supporting the rumor, The New England Patriots have called a press conference “for an important player announcement...
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England, I swear, you and your theories! Today comes a new suggestion about Blanket Jackson’s real father. No, not the Indian who cried over the garbage dump (good guess though). Instead, they’re offering up the next most obvious choice: Child Star and MJ BFFL Macauley Culkin, whose sperm is likely to...
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