Archive for June, 2009

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Indy Cornrows It has taken 24 hours, five stages, several drinks and one trillion text messages, but I have finally done it - I now accept Tyler Hansbrough as an Indiana Pacer, and I'm OK with it...
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26/6 I always feel sorry for husbands on the morning after these political sex scandals break. How many thousands of dark looks are being exchanged across breakfast tables? "Where were you just...
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According to South African officials, the national football team is as powerful as the United States military "because they couldn't beat Iraq either". Meanwhile the team says it was confused by the Young Communists League's call for it to play with "militancy and radicalism", as the laws of football do not allow for the...
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Egyptian authorities have denied that members of the national football team were robbed by prostitutes over the weekend, saying that new evidence has emerged that the players' rooms were in fact looted by a team of British archaeologists. Asked where the archaeologists now were, a spokesman said that all seven had died from an...
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Just a day after claiming that their routes were "intellectual property", taxi bosses have accused private car drivers of plagiarism, saying that it took decades of intense thought to figure out how major highways worked. Meanwhile negotiators say they have tried to explain the meaning of "intellectual" to taxi bosses but are making no...
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Offbeat Homes I must admit, I’m not a frequent air traveler. But when I do fly, I always seem to sit behind some long and leggy gent who insists on reclining his seat back to the point where I can’t even put...
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Beyonce and her wind machine offered up arguably one of the evening’s best performances at Sunday night’s (June 28) 2009 BET Awards in Los Angeles. Resulting in a standing ovation, the singer gave a simultaneously sexy and angelic performance of Ave Maria.
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HEADS UP! Captain Lucio scores the winning goal to take Brazil to 3-2 against the USA in their 2009 Confederations Cup final at Ellis Park last night Pictures: JAMES OATWAYSamba Kings pushed all the way in dramatic Confed final by brilliant USA USA 2 Brazil 3 BRAZIL ’S quest to reclaim their...
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SOUTH African rock band Mean Mr Mustard said they were “deeply upset” on hearing news of Fred Hayward’s death. Barely five months after joining the band, the bass guitarist, 40, suffered a heart attack after performing at a Port Elizabeth music festival on. . . .
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PRESIDENT Jacob Zuma left for Libya yesterday ahead of a three-day summit of African heads of state. This will be the first African Union summit attended by Zuma in his capacity as president. According to international relations department spokeswoman Nomfanelo Kota, Zuma is. . . .
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HOME A ffairs Minister Nkosazana Dlamini-Zuma says she will not be asking her British counterpart to drop visa requirements for South Africans, until current passport problems at the department are fixed. Dlamini-Zuma, who took over the ministry in April, said her immediate. . . .
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Opposition says taxpayers foot the Haitian’s bills TAXPAYERS are coughing up about R5-million a year to host ousted Haitian president Jean- Bertrand Aristide, the DA claimed yesterday. Kenneth Mubu, the party’s spokesman on international relations and co-operation,. . . .
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